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zephyte: I love you, hacker.

hack3r: And I love you. You're the most beautiful person I've ever seen.

zephyte: Really? You're so cute!

hack3r: I'm very happy I didn't forget about you when I friended you on my first account.

zephyte: When I thought you were my clanmate?

hack3r: Yes. I was in a clan that had the same icon as yours. You thought I was in your clan, so you sent me a friend request.

zephyte: After that I invited you to play a few times for a few days, but you didn't come!

hack3r: But when I created this account, I remembered you, and sent you a friend request. You accepted it, and we talked for a bit, but you were acting a little weird.

zephyte: I wanted to be your cat!

hack3r: And you wanted me to kill you.

zephyte: You asked me the best way to do it. And I said you could burn me.

hack3r: I offered you to play, and told you that if I got the role of arsonist, I would do it. But you neither responded to me, nor did you accept my invitations.

zephyte: Until one day you wrote me an angry message, and I agreed to play with you.

hack3r: You've always been very unusual. And that's what I really like about you. You're like me. I love your personality. And I'm crazy about you.

zephyte: So sweet... I feel the same way about you.

hack3r: Most of all, I wish you were online more often... I miss you every day you're gone. Now that I know you're there, I can't play without you.

zephyte: Thank you! You know, I think we'll be able to play more often soon.

hack3r: I hope so. But there's still one problem I'm getting tired of.

zephyte: What's that?

hack3r: You always start the game as early as possible, and we don't have time to talk just to learn more about each other.

zephyte: Yeah, I'm just in a hurry... But we can talk in games.

hack3r: But there's a lot of players out there whose attention we don't need at all, especially in some areas.

zephyte: That's okay! They don't matter at all! In the game, we'll talk. I just have a few topics I want to discuss with you.

hack3r: Very interesting.

zephyte: Then we can start.

hack3r: Sure, but before we do, there's something I'd like to say.

zephyte: What?

hack3r: Let's not hide any secrets from each other. Because they're bound to come out. And when they do, we're all gonna be in a lot of trouble.

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